Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 08, 2018

Make sure not to put your return address on the envelope.

You send your message, and I’ll send MY message.

Must have been an Uber driver.

The Rat’s edit after what he does next after standing over that guy’s head got censored out.

We’ve all been there.

How’s he going to find out where the guy lives?

He gestured at me, and I waved back. You give me one, I’ll give you five.

looks like its taken from craigslist rants and raves. lol.

So, apparently pig and Rat are both left handed.

Pig is so sweet.

Rat can go to hell. But I will admit, I quite like the “edited” version!

xxx

He’s just cracking a nut!

WWPD? What Would Pig Drive?

Where do you propose to send this letter, Pig?

I mean, if you have the guy’s address, maybe you should just t-p his house….

I thought Rat was gonna write “He’s happy ‘cause he’s running you over the next time he sees you.” But that would’ve been too violent and probably censored out.