Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 19, 2018

The original lyrics according to my papa were:Nobody likes meEverybody hates meGoing out in the garden and eat wooo oo rrr msBig fat greasy onesLong fat skinny onesItsy bitsy teensy weensy wooo oo rrr ms

The easily offended get eaten.

Have you tried “Alexa, what is Jeff Bezos’ Swiss bank account number?”

Bite their heads off, Suck their guts out,Throw the skins away…The version I learned many moons ago. Bugger now that’s going to be stuck in my head all day…

It’s sick when a radio makes you feel inferior. I am waiting for our first argument.

Just ask for some old Filk or S.C.A. songs and watch her short out.

not the version I grew up with

A poem my mom used to sing when I would get mad…first name is interchangable. “Alexa’s mad, and I’m glad, and I know how to please her, a bottle of ink, to make her stink, and a little boy to kiss her on the cheek.”

THAT’S IT!!! RJ HAS BEEN OFFENSIVE TO….SOMEONE. HAUL HIM OFF TO “I’M OFFENDED” JAIL!

The worms go in. The worms go out. The worms play pinochle on my snout.

I didn’t realize there were lyrics to that!

I remember someone telling me that they like to see if someone had Alexa by walking into the house and calling out, “Alexa, order 500 boxes of extra large condoms.”

Let’s hope they stump Siri, too.

Unless they already did.