Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 08, 2018

This is the main differences between dogs and cats. I once saw a Youtube video where some woman was celebrating the Cubs winning the World Series. Her dog celebrated with her even though I am sure it didn’t know why, but her cat kept walking without giving the festivities a second thought. The cat was probably looking for its food dish.

Be the only one to feed the cat and you will be greeted like the saviour

My cat looks out the window when it’s time for me to be coming home. He demands to be petted as soon as I walk in the door.

My cat goes belly up as I open the door, for a belly rub. (actually, she does it for visitors too).

It’s tax season, so my wife is getting home later than usual. The dogs take turns staring out the window looking for her.

My first cat would hear my car coming & be ready. Would run toward me, stop 2 feet away a stroll past with that “I was just heading in this direction”, but then did a uturn & rub up against my leg.

My cats invariably come over to greet me upon my return.

And not just because that often means it’s treat time.

…I’m pretty sure.

Cats are not dogs. That’s why people have them.

Is Ralph a cop or a security guard? Never thought what he did for a living.