Jeff Danziger for November 10, 2010

I wonder how long it’ll be before the Texas School Board makes Decision Points a required textbook.

And is it true that the publisher deliberately held off the release of this book until after the election?

Aiyeeee!! Don’t read me the part how Kanye hurt me more than anything!

I can’t wait to read the part about Mr.Jumper Cable and Gitmo.

Not hatred, harley, derision.

Are all the people who are talking about blind hatred avid readers of “Dreams of my Father?”

I think that would be against the Geneva Conventions…

So many of these cartoons remind me of The Hitchhiker’s Guide.

Like the Vogons reading poetry to torture.

It’d be like reading the Quran to Pat Robertson? Well, not quite, as Jesus is cited quite a bit.

Now just put on a Miley Cyrus CD to complete the effect.

^ … Have you no human decency?

That reminds me of the two criminals who were going to be executed and the warden gave each one a last wish.

The first said, “I would like to hear my favorite song, Achy Breaky Heart” one more time.

The second criminal said his last wish is “Kill me first.”

Hey, let’s not belittle Dubbya’s achievement! It can’t have been easy for him finding the right end of the pencil …

^ Not to mention the Brush Clearin’ Hall of Fame

this cartoon says it all.

Perhaps it was a reference to the little bit of news coverage that did come out of Guantanamo Bay, in which a female soldier was seen reading a “Harry Potter” book out loud to a detainee who didn’t like it.