Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 13, 2018

That study may get under ones skin. But it will fade in time. But will never quite go away.

Ugh.

Pregnancy.

Piffle. Amateurs.

Never send a boy to do a man’s job.

Sometimes you don’t even need the alcohol. See Zits 2/13/18.

“regrettable tattoos” is redundant

Marriage !

There’s a study for everything.

Trump recently said he wants a military parade. Now THAT’S what I call a regrettable tattoo!

Regerttable tattoos

47% of all statistics are made up on the spot…

My mother used to tell me there are lies, damn lies, and then there are statistics!

Spent some time talking to a tattooist who’s a friend of my nephew. He said people in his line of work don’t work on drunks because they fidget and ruin the tattoo. The only time he ever heard of one doing a drunk was when the drunks buddies, also drunk, forced him to. When the guy showed up sober the next day screaming about suing, the cops were called. After looking at the security cam footage, they told the “customer” he and his friends could have charges filed against them if the shop owner wanted. The guy left and the owner never saw or heard from him again.

And regrettable bed partners.