Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 10, 2018

Elvis secretly has a heart of gold

Puck, stop taking the blame in a way that makes Elvis feel any more guilty.

I hereby posit that the shelf which collapsed from the Weight of 1000 Naps was brought down by a team effort of all three boys at various times. Elvis just happened to be there at the time the shelf gave up. Puck is a very Good Boy by being willing to accept part of the blame.

Well clearly it wasn’t Puck if it collapsed from the weight of a 1,000 naps, Burt’s scrolls say so. I usually find if something’s gone crash there’s no feline in sight until clean up commences, in which case investigation/supervision is required. Appropriately innocent faces are assumed :)

That’s the power of GUILT!

I love the way Elvis hugs his tail in times of distress.

Perhaps somebody was testing the gravity of the shelf of 1000 naps.

Is Elvis trying to put it back together? And Puck only thinks he is the guilty party. He could be wrong. (Elvis and Burt say he is.) Probably the shelf collapsed from the weight of the vase. 1000 naps might have weakened it, though.

Not used to feeling guilty, are you Elvis? Come to think of it, I’m not used to seeing you feel guilty. I didn’t know your face could look like that. (Love the expressions!)

I hope this is an arc. I want to see how the People react.

no cats were harmed in the making of this episode (that’s the most important part).

I still love Elvis best.

I still love Elvis best.

Listen to Burt’s scrolls, Puck. It wasn’t you.

Is Puck ladling some passive-aggressive guilt onto Elvis? Lupin seems to think so.

Methinks Elvis is the culprit lol! Poor Pucky trying to protect him—what a loyal friend! Burt’s captions really crack me up—From the weight of a 1000 naps. Ha! Happy Caturday fellow BCN Mega Orbsters! Warm orb bumps, bear hugs, and boops going out to everyone, with VERY special orb bumps and prayers going out to our dear Lara Smith and her orbaby who’s just being diagnosed with cancer—we’re all here for you lovely!! Also, special orb bumps and boops and prayers going out to Font Lady. xoxoxo

At least these good boys feel remorse. Our klutzy acrobat has perfected “who me?” Followed by blithely scampering away with light heart and no guilt whatsoever.

Today Calvin strip had 316,976 followers + 23 Comments. BCN has 8,124 followers + 55 Comments. Whazzup with that?

Hey Happy (x3)! Thank you for the intro to “Simon’s Cat!” Love it! Another great cat whisperer/artist like our Georgia! He, like our Great Orb Leader, really knows how to describe REAL LIFE WITH CATS! >^.,.^<Blessings! :-) {{{{{{{Happy (x3)}}}}}}}}

Folks, if you haven’t met “Simon’s Cat,” check out Happy, Happy, Happy’s comment from yesterday! You need TIME, cause they’re ALL good!

This wonderful Orb is such a great place to share, thanks to you all. I normally would’t do this, but since we are all cat and animal lovers – I am a follower of Justin, Fire Survivor on Facebook. I won’t get into his story, but the link to his page is below, for those who may not know about what happened to him. He and his Woman live in NJ (I’ve met them – Justin is such a sweet cat), and they help cats in need. The latest (little Clint) really tugged at my heart. With Valentines Day coming up, they have a beautiful way to spread the love. Thanks! https://www.facebook.com/justinfiresurvivor/

Western Wisconsin about 50 miles east of the Twin Cities.

A frigid Hoosier hello to the Mega Orb! Wishing plenty of mobile heating pads for the northern hemisphere, and the same, followed by plenty of iced beverages, for Earth’s flipside!

Special thoughts, bumps. vibes & buzzes for any orbsters feeling a bit blue! Blessings! >^.,.^<

Today’s bonus! >^.,.^<

Love the guilty fangs, and the tail clutching. A couple days ago we had Elvis clutching his little suspenders, always melts my heart.

Good morning and a happy Caturday to all orbsters and their orbabies. It’s -8C here in Barrie; however, it’s supposed to go above freezing for a couple of days soon. Sending warm and loving orb hugs, bumps and boops to everyone.

30 miles NW of Chicago — if you could find us under the snow!

It’s just not fair. Every time I get set for a really ‘productive’ day of moping, I read BCN and just have to laugh.

The last cat who zzzzzzzz’ed, did the deed.

The bonus strip I saw made me sorry for the cats. However, I laughed, too. (I apologize, guys.)

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