Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 15, 2018

You get penny-wise if you’re (pressing the) pound (sign) foolish.

(a long way to go for a little joke, I know)

Thought you called for one of those clowns over in IT.

Didn’t you say your computer was doing something funny?

I.T. can be as much of a horror as IT! They really hate to do anything at my shop.

Could be worse, they could have sent over some Bozo!

I would have been here sooner but I share a car with a bunch of others.

I AM an IT tech, where’d they get my pic?

“Still, as long as I’m here… I’ll do the dance…”

You might want to Curry favor with the IT guy!

He came to the right place.

“Happens all the time, want a balloon? They float…