Dog walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender says “We don’t serve dogs here. Get out.” Dog refuses to go. Bartender pulls his gun and shoots him in the left front foot. Dog limps out. Soon, we hear, “Ching, ching, ching, ching.” Dog comes back dressed all in black, boots, spurs, gun, black hat, and says “I’m looking for the hombre who shot my paw”
jasonsnakelover about 2 years ago
One of you should distract him while the other one sneaks up on him and bites him.
mikeyman about 2 years ago
Relax…he’s got all of his accessories.
Pickled Pete about 2 years ago
Larry is carrying.
Doug K about 2 years ago
Does Larry have both snakeskin boots and a snakeskin holster?
Ken Norris Premium Member about 2 years ago
Dog walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender says “We don’t serve dogs here. Get out.” Dog refuses to go. Bartender pulls his gun and shoots him in the left front foot. Dog limps out. Soon, we hear, “Ching, ching, ching, ching.” Dog comes back dressed all in black, boots, spurs, gun, black hat, and says “I’m looking for the hombre who shot my paw”
mistercatworks about 2 years ago
Clearly not a “snake bar” or there would be “leaning sticks” at the bar. :)
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
You should see the guy that walked into an ostrich bar…
schaefer jim about 2 years ago
Now, I get the gag! Getting slower on the uptake as I approach age 70!