Elf: Yes, I realize we're a little behind, Santa, but we appear to be short-staffed again.
Santa had plenty of staff when he was responsible for the death of the legendary Dave Crockett in 1836.
Santa mumbling to himself: I knew I should never have given all of them those stimulus checks!
Again? They’re ALWAYS short-staffed.
When he said, “I realize we’re a little behind”, do you suppose he already knew that they each HAVE a little behind.
Santa, you have options: https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2021/12/02?ct=v&cti=2440161
It’s always the little people who suffer in jokes like this. :)
You might have to get them booster seats, Santa ;)
jasonsnakelover over 2 years ago
Santa had plenty of staff when he was responsible for the death of the legendary Dave Crockett in 1836.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Santa mumbling to himself: I knew I should never have given all of them those stimulus checks!
Doug K over 2 years ago
Again? They’re ALWAYS short-staffed.
Doug K over 2 years ago
When he said, “I realize we’re a little behind”, do you suppose he already knew that they each HAVE a little behind.
lv2sew over 2 years ago
Santa, you have options: https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2021/12/02?ct=v&cti=2440161
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
It’s always the little people who suffer in jokes like this. :)
Lady loves a joke over 2 years ago
You might have to get them booster seats, Santa ;)