Chuckle Bros by Brian and Ron Boychuk for November 14, 2019

Haven’t been to the movies in years. Even then the price of food in the theater was out of sight.

But…but.. it was only $7 each, to get into the child’s matinee.

It’s like printers; $55 for the printer and $35 for the printer cartridge which dries up in a month.

It’s cheaper to go in the winter. Especially if your coat has inside pockets.

You don’t have to buy any food when you go to see a film. I never do. Eating in front of TV or while at the movies is called mindless eating, and it is true. You might finish a mammoth bag of chips or a tub of popcorn and still not have it register in your brain that you’ve consumed all that food. If you portion it out for yourself and sit at a table and eat it consciously, you’ll feel full…

And not a single darned movie I’m interested in.

It has gotten absolutely ridiculous. Blame it on the bloated fees charged by the top actors today. You’re helping to support them. Same way at the ball parks.

Haven’t been to a movie theater in decades. I can wait until they show up on cable.

Good to see you’ve reduced the prices on the snacks. Last week this same order came to $197.86.

And this was 9 years ago