Best assembly story I ever heard was about 3 brothers who gave their father a barbecue grill and when they started to put it together the instructions were all in Chinese but it had enough drawings and diagrams to figure it out. Couple hours later its all assembled and one of the kids walked over and flipped the instructions over revealing the English directions on the other side!
Adiraiju over 6 years ago
Peasant not included.
sandpiper over 6 years ago
Aw a Christmas torture device – the gift that keeps on giving. Just what any decent dungeon needs.
Waittilnxyr over 6 years ago
There will be parts left over.
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
A Christmas gift for Spook.
tuslog1964 over 6 years ago
Hammer to fit and paint to suit-
bryan42 over 6 years ago
The toy at the top of every dungeon-master’s wish list, ca. 1324.
Nyckname over 6 years ago
My old man finally realized I was better at assembly than he was, and that I enjoyed it!
Yakety Sax over 6 years ago
Best assembly story I ever heard was about 3 brothers who gave their father a barbecue grill and when they started to put it together the instructions were all in Chinese but it had enough drawings and diagrams to figure it out. Couple hours later its all assembled and one of the kids walked over and flipped the instructions over revealing the English directions on the other side!
WF11 over 6 years ago
“Now cut the blue wire, but first…” (from an episode of MASH)
WF11 over 6 years ago
By the way, that looks like quite some “toy”, from the looks of the various parts.
brklnbern over 6 years ago
Now this one disappears?