Herman by Jim Unger for December 12, 2017

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    Adiraiju  over 6 years ago

    “And if I decide to get rid of you pipsqueaks, I’m gonna need to scrape the mess off the bottom of my shoes, too!”

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    PICTO  over 6 years ago

    “…And if it wasn’t for the mailman you wouldn’t even have us.”

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    Phred Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Two lumps of coal, please.

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    joe piglet Premium Member over 6 years ago

    When I was 18 my dad said to me that I can start to pay rent because I was no longer a deduction on his income tax. Nice to know why I exist, or existed, on this planet. Never said this to my kids.

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    garcoa  over 6 years ago

    …but buying a lot fewer groceries.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 6 years ago

    I’m not a math genius, but I never could make the math work out from a pure money perspective where I made money having kids.

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