Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for August 31, 2019
Transcript:
Aunt Fritzi: After this---When you do something naughty---Suppose you suggest your own punishment, just as an experiment. Nancy: Sounds very fair. And as a starter, I'm making myself go up to bed right now. Aunt Fritzi: What for? Nancy: For taking all these cookies out of the pantry.
romandogbird over 4 years ago
nice
top cat james over 4 years ago
The punishment phase kicks in when she has to sleep on those crumb-strewn sheets.
jagedlo over 4 years ago
should have laid the ground rules for the experiment!
mudleg over 4 years ago
And I’ll change into my pajamas en route.
jrankin1959 over 4 years ago
Been reading those child-rearing books by “experts” again, Fritzi?
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Nothing worse than CRUMBS in BED!
Another Take over 4 years ago
1-FRITZ: There you are! 2-FRITZ: You broke the TV and now I have to read the paper for something to do… 3-…go to bed without your supper! 4-NANCY: That old witch! Starving me as a punishment. I’ll report her to Child Protective Services as soon as I lose a few pounds! (chomp chomp).
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
She’ll be coming back down the stairs. No one can consume that many cookies without milk.
asrialfeeple over 4 years ago
Aunt Fritzi really should’ve known better.
brklnbern over 4 years ago
A real hardliner, when it comes to herself.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
Devious Nancy.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
One way to stop her is make her eat till she is sick of them.