Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for June 25, 2019
June 24, 2019
June 26, 2019
Transcript:
Nancy: Oh, Mr. Sputter--I bought you a gift.
Man: Thanks---That's very neighborly of you. Earmuffs---But I never wear 'em.
Nancy: You'll wear THOSE. I just got a new drum.
1- NANCY: Hey Mr Fusspants! Amazon delivered your stuff to my house by accident. 2- Oooh! I’ve been waiting a week for these! Maybe I should get Prime Two Day Delivery… 3- My new Bluetooth headphones! Did they happen to leave my other item at your house Nancy? I hope so. I’m to perform in the Pride Parade this weekend. 4- NANCY: (Dang! I kept the wrong package!) No Mr Fusspants. They didn’t leave a drum here. Umm, I’ve always had this one…
atomicdog almost 5 years ago
Earplugs would work better, but they don’t service the joke as well.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Thanks for the warning….Oy!
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Hehe. Very kind of Nancy!
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Don’t you love the way people always stayed dressed up? Not what I’d call modern gardening apparel!
Another Take almost 5 years ago
1- NANCY: Hey Mr Fusspants! Amazon delivered your stuff to my house by accident. 2- Oooh! I’ve been waiting a week for these! Maybe I should get Prime Two Day Delivery… 3- My new Bluetooth headphones! Did they happen to leave my other item at your house Nancy? I hope so. I’m to perform in the Pride Parade this weekend. 4- NANCY: (Dang! I kept the wrong package!) No Mr Fusspants. They didn’t leave a drum here. Umm, I’ve always had this one…
romandogbird almost 5 years ago
nice
brklnbern almost 5 years ago
Nice, but that won’t do any real good.