Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for March 15, 2019
March 14, 2019
March 16, 2019
Transcript:
Nancy: Oh, boy---Buster Binks, the movie star, may be coming out any minute. I might even say "hello" to him.
Boy: One side, please.
Noise: BAM
Nancy: Oh, what a DELIGHTFUL CHAT.
Alternative Script: 1) So many famous stars stay at the Five Star Generic Hotel… 2) Maybe I’ll see one! 3) Where’s my entourage? Why am I opening my own door? 4) Oooh! Just like the time I met R Kelly coming out the door!
ShadeBlackfox about 5 years ago
Well, he did say ‘Please’
jrankin1959 about 5 years ago
He’s probably 34 years old – just naturally short, and his folks made him sleep in a drawer and smoke…
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Future rap star
LakeOrion about 5 years ago
At least he said “please”.
romandogbird about 5 years ago
OH, BOY
Another Take about 5 years ago
Alternative Script: 1) So many famous stars stay at the Five Star Generic Hotel… 2) Maybe I’ll see one! 3) Where’s my entourage? Why am I opening my own door? 4) Oooh! Just like the time I met R Kelly coming out the door!
jless about 5 years ago
This was Nancy’s first association with pain bringing pleasure. Masochism is in her future.
InquireWithin about 5 years ago
“I’ll never wash this cheek again!”
brklnbern about 5 years ago
Star struck for sure.
asrialfeeple about 5 years ago
He said something. Quick, Nancy! You have to over-analyse it from every angle.