Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 13, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    Is Pig applying for a job or breaking up with a boyfriend?

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    Adiraiju  over 6 years ago

    Pig, that’s how you respond to deeply UNprofessional adversity.

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    PICTO  over 6 years ago

    D) is the way I respond to my alarm clock every morning.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    Maybe ‘twas the necktie, Pig, of why you didn’t get the job; too flashy of colors.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 6 years ago

    E) Find the chowderhead that came up with the idea of asking stupid questions like this on a job application and smack him upside the head repeatedly!

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    cdgar  over 6 years ago

    Why does pig have a tie tied around his nose?

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    Kaputnik  over 6 years ago

    You got points for avoiding the pre-packaged answers and writing your own, but the correct answer was “E) Distance yourself from the problem and set up a co-worker to be the scapegoat.”

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    I guess they didn’t appreciate his outside-the-box thinking.

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    If you’re applying for a management position, the correct answer is:

    F) “Why Sir, that’s a fantastic idea!”

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    The Hammer Premium Member over 6 years ago

    So Pig is left handed. He should appear more creative as a left handed guy, like his creator !!! and me.

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    aerotica69  over 6 years ago

    “I’m sorry, I will not be continuing this application. Clearly your company has fallen prey to new-age HR psycho-babble.”

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    All of the above.

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    F-Flash  over 6 years ago

    Pig is an innovator, How could pig work for someone like that? Pig is not black coffee and toast, he’s redbull and a chocolate donut. Bam!

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    WaitingMan  over 6 years ago

    E) Blame Hillary

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    dadoctah  over 6 years ago

    But did you get the ice cream?

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    Number Three  over 6 years ago

    I would hire him if he wrote an answer like that!

    xxx

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    Sherlock Watson  over 6 years ago

    Don’t know what the job was, but it obviously wasn’t public office; A, B, and C wouldn’t even be options.

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    Boosted (Heavy main in TF2)  over 6 years ago

    I’d personally choose C.

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Pig is a great cartoon character.

    But I would not hire him. Not even for a cartoon-part….

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    ND Cool Z  over 5 years ago

    I like eating ice cream, but not when I’m crying..

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