Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 09, 2017

MMMMMM! This beats the laundry basket sauna!

Elvis brandishing a fork! Be afraid! Be VERY AFRAID!!! :-O

Elvis sees his duty clear. If The Man leaves the chicken undefended, Elvis has to defend it with the spoon vampire.

Snicker, Burt’s scroll kills me!

And Puck and Lupin in ecstasy over the chicken :)

No takesies-backsies, Man! You abandoned the poor fried chicken to its doom, and these Good Boys have, uh, rescued it.

Best wishes for a happy, fur-filled day, to all the dear BCN folks! Good night, er, good morning!

Elvis the Spork-Dork. I like it.

looks like pucky and lupin have found someplace roasty on their toasies.

I notice Lupin isn’t giving up any chicken even if it is to the Man. He’ll hug the Man’s slippers but No Chicken!

This is why, when food is in a location the cats can get to easily, there is a Guard Person stationed. We don’t need to be hauling the cat out of the turkey every time we enter the room, after all!

Sporks: the most terrifying weapon known to…cats?

Ask The Tick about sporks, he’ll tell you!

Aaaah! Pucky in panel 3 cannot be any more adorable!!!

Get the spray bottle, man!

I swear! Those are my cats!

Tiny Trident it is..! Beware of the angry cat god..!

(gasp) Will the Man face the wrath of the Prince of Pounce, the Duke of Puke, the Siamese You Cannot Please, Mommy’s Special Boy???! I shudder to watch! Who dares come between Elvis and the tasty glory of peppery chicken?

Foolish human! Don’t you know better than to keeping food out of reach of the creatures?

By the way, forget those silly cats and gimme all your food..!!

I always have to share about 1/3 of my chicken with my little 6lb girl (skin removed).

Guess what? Chicken Hut!

Yeah, beware the reticulated spoon! They can use it to reticulate your— ummm… They can use it to retickle your— ummm… Let ‘em eat some darn chicken!

The chicken is contaminated now.

If it is an Anger Shovel, then the right cat is brandishing it!

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of “Elvis and the Spork”!

I’m not sure if it would be funnier to pose Spork-wielding Elvis alongside Puck or Lupin in homage to Grant Wood’s “American Gothic” painting, or to give him a red spork and a set of red horns for a future Halloween costume. (If Elvis is a devil, Lupin gets to be the angel, and Puck maybe gets cherub wings and a quiver to be Cupid?)

Anyway, today’s strip is a huge hit with me!

It’s a SPORK! (Half spoon, half fork)

Elvis, put down the spork. The Man and the Woman will share the chicken.

We claim this chicken in the name of the people…er…kitties.

“Spicy breezes of peppered paradise”, enough to make one drool like a lawn sprinkler.

All together now, channel your inner Swedish Chef voice, and repeat after me..

Fir ya dinky dinky do and spork, spork, spork!!

Lupin is just about to rub that bucket right off the table…Perhaps by design.

The “Guess What Chicken Hut” reminds me of a long-time ago (and probably regional) franchise with the motto “Don’t cook tonight — call Chicken Delight!”

BWAHAHAHA! I cannot believe how often I laugh out loud at Georgia’s wonderful strips. And I LOVE LOVE LOVE Lupin’s happy chicken-warmth pose.

Of course Elvis wields the anger shovel! giggle

Hey Georgia! Today’s comic is #1 on the GoComics Top 5 of the Day! Congratulations and well deserved!!!

Time for the Man to put on his coat, exit and get another bucket of chicken!

Spoon Vampire, Anger Shovel…Hilarious. Well done

SPORK!!!

Its useing a tiny trident

9:00pm on the west coast and there are 135 comments. Wow. just, wow.

Pucky in the bucket!