Pickles by Brian Crane for October 28, 2017

My wife might whack me if I used that one. Earl speaks for old guys.

One point for Earl!

By her expression I gather she doesn’t like to be corrected.

How does he GET his shirt on inside out? All the buttons would be the wrong way round.

He never unbuttons it; he just pulls it off over his head because he’s lazy.

When you speak stupidly, you don’t get supper.

Really liked that one. Kudos to Brian Crane!

Earl 1 Opal 0

Buttons? Who buttons?

My wife always tells me, “You have to sleep sometime”.

Way to go Earl!!

And that is the real reason why our society is going downhill.

Artitus.

I see Opal is wearing bunny slippers. If she’s going to criticize Earl for his shirt, she should be wearing regular shoes. Bunny slippers are traditionally worn with jammies.(I wear my kitty slippers during the day if my feet are cold but my husband doesn’t care)

There’s a thin line between sloppy and comfortable.

Here lies a thin line. Which is the worse of the two transgressions?

Flap him Opal! Just haul off and flap him! The impertinence!

I once put my dress on the wrong way around. It’s a long dress (past the knees) and when I put it on the wrong way it was above the knee.

Clothes are weird.

xxx

It’s good to hear people insulting each other properly!!!