Tiny Sepuku by Ken Cursoe for October 05, 2017

Pedant mode on…. Of course the joke is ruined for etymologists, since nightmare has nothing to do with horses (male of female) but from OE mære: meaning a demon, goblin or succu/incu-bus….. Pedant mode off

Dear Paige,

Isn’t that what you’re for?!

But in any case, I’d advise waiting until you’ve both matured past the “girlfriend/boyfriend” stage and start seeing adults for a change.

Mr. Buddy