B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 13, 2017

HO-ly crap, I think I saw Frank’s big brother in the movie “Anaconda”!

His stomach acids are going to take a long time to break down that one. Too bad the moose/deer/gnu/antelope just doesn’t start thrashing around and break out of there.

So much for chocolate moose.

Some snakes have even more grandiose designs.

http://q.likesuccess.com/71/3548275-little-prince-elephant-snake.jpg

What you get for not chewing your food

Saw a picture in the news a while back, at first I thought it was faked but… showed a huge snake(Anaconda)-invasive species, taking over the Everglades-who had attempted to swallow a gator, which looked to be bigger than the snake. Anyway the picture showed a dead snake, the gator having torn its way out of the snake, and a dead gator who only managed to get partially out of the snake before it too died

No, Nimrod, 1. Wrap coils; 2. Constrict-Tighten-Constrict; 3. When prey looks like a sausage, swallow. Your prey was too skinny, so regurgitate it and let it graze for a few more hours. Repeat.

The Little Prince!

Where is Rocky,when you really need him ?

Once saw a black snake that had tried to swallow an eel. Both did not survive.

If it’s outside the panel, the characters in the panel can’t see it.

“Hey Rocky, watch me pull myself outta this snake!”

“That trick never works!”

“This time for sure! (I hope)”

A friend of mine related the following: Went hunting, shot a moose, it dropped, he dropped his rifle and ran up with his knife to finish off the moose. Just then, the moose stood up and was staring down at him holding only a knife! Fortunately, his friend who was a bit more woods savvy, brought him down with a second shot. When examined, it was found that the first shot hit him in the antler, only stunning the moose!

I can swallow that story.

Shoulda’ stuck with the porcupine!… oh wait, that didn’t work out either.