Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 06, 2017

This is too many apples. The most economical thing to do is to switch to puppies.

Did Applejack use that metaphor before?

Sheesh, Mother, did you forget what metaphors were since YOU’VE been in school?

A meta for what?Maybe Marigold is just sad Summer has ended.

Metaphorical apples are the best.

There are some people I consider problems that can be solved by throwing vegetables at. Specifically tomatoes. Really really rotten ones.

Marigold could spear the apples on her horn if Phoebe does throw them.

“I never metaphor I didn’t like.”