Jeff Stahler for September 19, 2017

You have to give him a quick insult. His attention span is very short.

Twit at It, that should get Its attention.

You want to be insulted by Donnie Dumpsterfire?? Just tell the truth about ANYTHING going on in his “administration”!!

I once tried to go for the ultimate politically incorrect joke. It starts off with a Pakistani man walking into a gay bar with a duck under his arm. He says to the black Chinese bartender, Jose, “So how did your son’s bar mitzvah go?”

I realized the futility of the joke: some group would be offended because their group was left out.

It was rather an honor to be included on the Nixon administration’s “Enemy List.” Dick Cavett later told a story about his inclusion on the list, as revealed in one of the Watergate Tapes. “NIXON: ‘Is he Jewish?’”

Moderately nonsensical.

Liar Trump has insulted every body already, you just haven’t been paying attention.

You try and try to do the right thing, but that Narrow-minded resident won’t notice, preferring to attack the UN.