Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 05, 2017

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    Randy B Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Called it.

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    Funny_Ha_Ha  over 6 years ago

    Penguins are notorious for their propensity to perform splenectomies.

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    Ida No  over 6 years ago

    Quick! Start playing “Happy Feet”!

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    Ratbrat  over 6 years ago

    Winky hasn’t lost a spleen in a while. It was time.

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    Melki Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Sheesh, Doctor Mel. A quick Google search will reveal that Winky-spleen is quite a delicacy for penguins.

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    Nuliajuk  over 6 years ago

    Aren’t there any child labour laws on that space station?

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    Kroykali  over 6 years ago

    We all knew it was coming, right?

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    gantech  over 6 years ago

    Shouldn’t Winky wear a red shirt?

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    ekke  over 6 years ago

    Yes, Winky, vent that spleen!

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    ChessPirate  over 6 years ago

    “Part Two? Umm, where’s Ensign Kenny?”

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    donlackie  over 6 years ago

    Sounds like the folks who plan the jobs I go on.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 6 years ago

    Anyone familiar with the Seven P’s of military planning? Winky is learning them the hard way.

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    Charlie Tuba  over 6 years ago

    No plan B.

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    midnight_beowulf  over 6 years ago

    Ya gotta wonder how many spleens that poor kid has gone through in his life. Seems like every time he gets mauled because of that mad scientist, the spleen’s the first thing to go :P

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    corzak  over 6 years ago

    Laugh! The absurdity . . .

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    Crossfire905 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The R.U. Sirius must have an entire cargo bay full of nothing but spare spleens.

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