Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 02, 2017

Opus Takes Manhattan.

Scott of the Antarctic can take care of it.

If it were only The Giant Rat of Sumatra!

This calls for leopard seal team 6.

Wait until he starts dancing!

When it’s just up past 7 o’clock, he may explode!

What if Godzilla had been covered in fluffy feathers? Would he have seemed as frightening just prior to stomping people?

Monty Python tried to warn us.

Just send the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man after him.

Just wait until they’re attacked by the giant giant panda.

Or the Killer Koala.

Wet the bar of soap from last week and toss it in his path. They’re just like turtles once they fall on their backs.

He is the emperor of all he surveys.

He’s fine. He’s just looking for a nice large polished rock.

He’s balancing a bus on his feet…I think he’s trying to hatch it!

It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. —Joe Moore

Everything should be okay… Unless it’s a jackass.