Dinosaur Comics by Ryan North for September 26, 2017

  1. Idano
    Ida No  over 6 years ago

    I licked my own elbow. I’ve seen inside another man’s eyelids. I invented bullets so that when a bad guy shoots at me, I have something for hitting him with when I grab him and put him where I was standing. I created three totally new, totally different words which have no pronunciations. I visited the Crab nebula twice, once with garlic butter, and once with BBQ powder. I erased my memory so that when I do these things again, they’re all new and exciting. What?

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  2. Chibiterasu
    LupisLight  over 6 years ago

    He’s also never licked a spark-plug and he’s never sniffed a stinkbug and he’s never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and he’s never plucked a rooster and he’s never gotten head lice, and he’s never been to Boston in the fall!

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 6 years ago

    And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.

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