Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 23, 2017

If it was a stir-fry, Flo must’ve used too much oil in the wok

Andy’s collar turned from red to white.

Ahh Yes another burnt offering for the round metal collection altar that seams to somehow always need feeding.

the first panel Andy is at the end of the bar, 3rd panel it extends past him.

Andy needs to explain to Flo that vegetables are not food; they’re what food eats.

@Number Six

Six colors and three panels is a daunting task for the part-time rocket scientist. Calculating the number of possible permutations requires someone with better math skills than me…which would include, but not be limited to, every sentient being in the known universe.

The question arises: Doesn’t the Mirror have a comics editor, and how could he miss such a glaring mistake?

I don’t have any burnt vegetables, but I do have some raw ones, which will come in handy. I’m inclined to throw rotten tomatoes at this strip for its weak (yet strongly telegraphed) punchline!

I’m not ashamed to say that I love meat.

I was brought up to eat it. I love beef, lamb, turkey and pork rinds. Anyway, humans are supposed to be carnivores.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hi Affie. Thanks for the compliment. I was about 15 years old in my avatar.

I bought some bath bombs today for £7. Never used them before. Apparently they just dissolve in the bath, makes the water fizz and just make you smell lovely. Can’t wait for my bath tomorrow.

Don’t blame the Mirror for the bad coloring. Here is their version:

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article11201183.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/AndyCappSEPT20.jpg

Try as I might, I don’t think I could ever become a vegetarian. Chicken just tastes way too good.