Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 27, 2017

Watch Nate fail miserably and Dee Dee succeed and then start boasting

‘Aliens bring Artur and Jenny together! Its the only explanation why Jenny hasn’t fallen for handsome reporter!’

Who will judge this?

Nate’s Kryptonite for his gossip is non of it is really based on facts! A yellow journalism, if you will. For lying. Or making up information. Or really anything dishonest!

Three words: Everybody. Knew. It.(Including me)

Wow. I called it. I knew this wouldn’t even be a competition

Excellent.

it doesnt need a judge. dee dee is going to win by a mile

And the truth will set you free?

Why do I have a feeling that some of his “gossip” will be something mean about Dee Dee?

Nate’s gossip: Dee-Dee challenges Nate to gossip competition!

Who will win?

I hope Nate wins

This could lead somewhere…

Nate’s devious plan isn’t going to work. Whenever he interviews someone, he always asks about their scandals.

Dee Dee’s answer in the penultimate panel may have just ensured her victory.

Don’t remember which comedian said this: “I never gossip. Everything I say about other people is true!”

What, no fake news (gossip)? That’s an impossibly high standard!

With that attitude, Nate lost before it even started.

Oof

What Nate said in the first panel makes this sound like a wild west gossip battle!

Uh Oh

“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us.”