Peter Piper, you know you are punished. From now on you’re wearing a giant P on your shirt every day to school so that the whole world knows that Peter Piper is permanently, positively, punished.
If he can’t pass picking, he’ll be reduced to packing and be Poor Peter Piper, permanent probationary pissant pickle pepper packer in the unpleasantly Peoria pickle pepper packing plant packing particularly pungent pepper pickles.
When I was in college, I was one of the founders of a student organization called the Palpably Perpetrated Purple Platoon of Pixilated Professional Parcheesi Players and Perplexingly Persistent Poster Pasters, or P-12 for short. We existed to dodge around the college rule that any posters put up in the student union couldn’t be sponsored by individual students, only by an organization, and we were willing to sponsor pretty much everything. They changed the rule the following year.
oldpine52 over 6 years ago
He’s in a pickle now.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago
Perhaps it was merely his pretense of popularity. Probably not. Plenty of problems with this pupil’s performance.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 6 years ago
Peculiar pastimes put Peter in a poor position to perform positively in pertinent programs.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 6 years ago
Phew!
J Short over 6 years ago
A pair of pi$$ed parents.
Arianne over 6 years ago
Peter Piper, you know you are punished. From now on you’re wearing a giant P on your shirt every day to school so that the whole world knows that Peter Piper is permanently, positively, punished.
~Hairspray
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
Peter doesn’t exactly strike me as the “pot-puffing” sort.
Ubintold over 6 years ago
Phew!
SwimsWithSharks over 6 years ago
Q. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
A. Probably pilfered.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 6 years ago
If he can’t pass picking, he’ll be reduced to packing and be Poor Peter Piper, permanent probationary pissant pickle pepper packer in the unpleasantly Peoria pickle pepper packing plant packing particularly pungent pepper pickles.
nosirrom over 6 years ago
I bet he got an A in Proboscis Picking.
uniquename over 6 years ago
Peter Piper procured powerful pot, panning Peter’s prior peerless pupilage. Peter’s parents protested.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 6 years ago
When I was in college, I was one of the founders of a student organization called the Palpably Perpetrated Purple Platoon of Pixilated Professional Parcheesi Players and Perplexingly Persistent Poster Pasters, or P-12 for short. We existed to dodge around the college rule that any posters put up in the student union couldn’t be sponsored by individual students, only by an organization, and we were willing to sponsor pretty much everything. They changed the rule the following year.
otforever over 6 years ago
Parents poo pooing.
Mayor Snorkum over 6 years ago
With all those plosives, the spittle flies freely in the Piper household.
namelocdet over 6 years ago
Quite a stretch.