Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 24, 2017

Whoa…. this brings up the idea of ..um…. specific, long-distance phone massage…

without the necessity of touching…..

and that brings up ideas…

that I have no intention of touching here.

You rang? (Hard to imitate Lurch without sound…oh well)

I don’t think this story will have a happy ending.

I think he likes it.

Expensive setup!

looks like he’s got a good buzz on…