Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 02, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    They probably had nothing in common 30 years ago.

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    alaskajohn1  over 6 years ago

    Even before the strip started!

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    Well, that went… well

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    Sherlock Watson  over 6 years ago

    It’s hard to tell with all that hair, but Mary might be as “horny” as Paris. If so, that would be a good starting point.

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    tonypezzano  over 6 years ago

    Happened 3 times in the last 2 weeks (accidentally meetings though).

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The opening lines of “Burnt Norton” from T. S. Eliot’s “Four Quartets”

    Time present and time past

    Are both perhaps present in time future

    And time future contained in time past.

    If all time is eternally present

    All time is unredeemable.

    What might have been is an abstraction

    Remaining a perpetual possibility

    Only in a world of speculation.

    What might have been and what has been

    Point to one end, which is always present

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    Gent  over 6 years ago

    Let the dead past bury its dead….

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    WaitingMan  over 6 years ago

    A couple of months ago, I Googled the name of an old girlfriend I hadn’t seen in 30+ years. Found her obituary. Dead of cancer at age sixty. Always keep the past in the past is very good advice.

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    Ratbrat  over 6 years ago

    I never go to reunions for that very reason!

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    Egrayjames  over 6 years ago

    I enjoy touching base with friends from the past. That’s how you get to have old friends. It’s sad when you find out they’ve passed, but it’s better than the alternative .

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Thomas Wolfe noted that in his way too.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 6 years ago

    Goat should’ve gotten the hint when Mary exclaimed it was great he hadn’t seen her in ten years. [On a personal note … Mary, if you’re out there, just know I still think about you.]

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    garcoa  over 6 years ago

    They both like coffee, that is a start.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Goat always ends up in an empty room.

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    F-Flash  over 6 years ago

    Let’s analyze this, the purple cup in front of Goat represents Royalty, indicating Goat is of Noble birth. Mary on the other hand has a green cup meaning that she is more earthy, more in tune with the commonners.What fellowship can there be between the royal and the common? Goat could say," hey Mary why don’t you come over and clean my toilets", and go from there.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    sigh. Been there. Done that.

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    kaffekup   over 6 years ago

    How do they know they have nothing in common if they don’t ask each other what’s going on in their lives, where they’ve been, what they’ve done…?

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 6 years ago

    “And I said, ‘What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s?’/She said, ‘I think I remember the film,/And as I recall, I think we both kinda liked it.’/And I said, ‘Well, that’s the one thing we’ve got!’”

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    hariseldon59  over 6 years ago

    “Can’t repeat the past? Why of course you can!” – Jay Gatsby

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    iantheevil  over 6 years ago

    Reminds me of my 20 year high school reunion, I realized I was in a room with a bunch of people I hadn’t thought about in 20 years and really didn’t care what they’d been doing with their lives.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Notice all the identical elements from one panel to the next? There’s something in every one that’s identical to something in one or more of the others. “It’s more fun to play / The Colorforms way.”

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    Duster Freebottom Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Not “Goatina?” (I know, Goat has a name.)

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    Kind&Kinder  over 6 years ago

    They got each other’s goat, and they didn’t like what they didn’t see.

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    Number Three  over 6 years ago

    This is one of many reasons why I never date. It’s just awkwardness all the time.

    xxx

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    Kind&Kinder  over 6 years ago

    You can never step in the same river twice.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    The same man never steps in the same river twice.

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Sage philosophy, Goat, most of the time. But I suspect we all secretly hope for that one time when old friends will click once more. Sad, isn’t it?

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    ND Cool Z  over 5 years ago

    Who needs the present?

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