Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 29, 2017

Anyone care to wager how long this job will last?

In other words, Donald Trump is the most screwed human alive.

Trump is proof that stupid people can at least live well, if they inherit millions to start with.

I would really beg to differ!

There is no limitations to stupidity!

So rat says there are limitations to stupidity, thats good to hear.

“I don’t want to get people’s hopes up.”

No fear of that with you, Rat.

Shouldn’t that have been spelled “stoopidity?”

Stupid people live on welfare checks. The joke is on you.

My company had these motivational posters all over the hallways. They had been there for years. I bought some demotivational posters from despair.com and swapped three of them out. No one noticed for about two months. Then ALL of the posters were taken down. Then we had a company wide meeting about respecting company policy and property. They never did figure out who did it. :)

But Rat, ignorance is bliss. The stupid are always happy. Until the aliens attack, that is…

Sigh.

Some people are born stupid. Their fate, I guess. Others have to train long and hard.

I love the demotivational posters they are so true.

Motivational posters are not meant to be taken literally.

Ignorance is curable. Stupidity is forever.

Pig is screwed?

Actually, I think the people AROUND stupid people are the ones that are screwed.

K_APLIN has it right. The stupid seem to do quite nicely in their obliviousness. That’s why there is the expression “fat, dumb and happy.” They do seem to mess it up for everyone else, however.

Sorry but I agree with Rat,

Where can I buy one of those posters, please?

xxx

I can see the poster now: an overhead shot of a Z-boy coming off a pipe railing ready to crack his skull open on a concrete planter.

So much for Pig. Well, there’s always a future in bacon, little dummy Pig!

Ooh! Where were the language police today? Getting screwed?

Rat’s obviously met our customers.

If only it were true. Stupidity is requirement for many kinds of success. It’s integrity, ethics, and principles that’ll screw you every time.

How is that motivational?! You’re gonna lose that job, Rat!