Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 26, 2017

OMG. Is this the Post Korean war age?

Nothing, apparently, which is about right.

Used once, & the reason they are now back to the stone age.

Ah, finally an ancient alien exhibit. Ancient astronaut theorists suggest that that missile belongs to ancient aliens…

Is the bottom of that missile the old Legion of Super-Heroes clubhouse?

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

We found it in the sacred writings of St. Liebowitz

Words of Faith and Devotion by His Holiness Mendez XXVI

Let the Congregation sing from the Psalm of Mendez II

Is now and ever shall be World without end

Amen

Amen

Amen

Amen

The heavens declare the glory of the Bomb, and the firmament showeth His handiwork.

His sound has gone out unto all the land. And his light unto the end of the world.

He descendeth from the outermost part of heaven, and there is nothing hid from the heat thereof. There is neither speech nor language, yet His voice is heard among them.

Praise Him.

Praise Him.

My strength and my redeemer.

Glory be to the Bomb and to the holy fallout as it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end.

Amen.

Amen

Amen

Amen

Amen

Almighty and everlasting Bomb, who came down among us to make heaven under Earth, lighten our darkness. Oh Instrument of God, grant us Thy peace.

Almighty Bomb Who destroyed all devils And created angels Behold His glory

Behold the truth that abides in us. Reveal that truth unto that Maker.

I reveal my inmost self unto my God.

Unto my God.

Unto my God.

All things bright and beautiful All creatures great and small

All things wise and wonderful

The good Bomb made us all

He gave us eyes to see with

And lips that we might tell

How great the Bomb Almighty

Who made all things well

May the blessings of the Bomb Almighty and the fellowship of the Holy Fallout descend on us all, this night and for evermore.

Amen.

Apparently they used to be quite advanced and then nuked themselves back to the stone age.

But we can be thankful, and tranquil, and proud,For man’s been endowed with a mushroom-shaped cloud,And we know for certain that some lovely day,Someone will set the spark off, and we will all be blown away.They’re rioting in Africa,There’s strife in Iran,What nature doesn’t do to us,Will be done by our fellow man.(Merry Minuet, the Kingston Trio)

Maybe that was the Bomb that blew you back to the Stone Age!

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

-Albert Einstein

It ended one war and prevented another one from going hot.

Insert Donald Trump joke here