Tom Toles for July 26, 2017

At least Sessions won’t have to stick around to train his replacement, as Trump doesn’t anyone in any position that knows what they’re doing.

He won’t resign, he’s got an agenda to complete, and he’s a politician. He can take abuse, he’s taken it for years. Got no other job to go back to, and he has all those reforms to get rid of, like police reform, immigration crackdowns, bathroom rules, voting suppression. He knows the current doofus in chief is too easily distracted to actually do those things, so he is going to stay and do them. For the good of the KKK and all the sons of the confederacy

Trump is teaching his team of sycophants, hyenas, and charlatans that he will sell them down the river for two bits….like the rest of America. Dead man walking.

Jeff Sessions was respected by his colleagues in the senate, and had a safe seat. His mistake was to be an early supporter of Drumpf, and giving up his seat for AG. He recuses himself, as is required by the law, and is betrayed. Almost (almost) makes me feel sorry for him. The only thing that is going to be sweeter then Donnie 2 Scoops’ transparent machinations against Sessions will be when that evil Keebler elf throws Trump under the bus.

MEMO to JEFF SESSIONS – {a limerick}

I’ll accept your resignation

and replace you by designation

of my own self’s clone

with agendas my own,

who’ll obey my every dictation.

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Think Jefferson Beauregard Davis, I mean Sessions, is glad he gave up his Senate seat for this?

He must feel like the 9/11 bombers did when they found out there weren’t 77 virgins waiting for them.

With those ears of his are you sure Sessions wouldn’t glide?

And the deck chairs on the S.S. Lusitrumpia keep getting re-arranged as torpedo after torpedo slams into the hull…

What is Sessions loyalty worth now? His insane boss hates him for not breaking the law in Trump’s favor. Republicans are dirty crooks.

Now we have an Executive Order forbidding transgender in the military.We can’t get enough recruits, so let’s eliminate ones who want to serve.

I am no fan of Sessions, but one thing is sure. This is the first time in Trump’s life that he is facing people who will not simply bow down to him like the boot-licking-toadies he surrounded himself with in his former private Trump World bubble.

Wonder if Trump will replace Sessions with Ivanka………

As we know, Trump doesn’t read books, but I do have a feeling that he once read the children’s classic, “A Hole Is To Dig.” This must be where he got his theory that “Justice is to obstruct”……

This is what will happen to anyone stupid enough to be loyal to Trump. He will bully you, bully senators, bully anyone in reach of his fat little fingers. It still won’t stop the investigations into his illegal activities. He’s “mean” and could use more “heart”

Selfishness, greed, lying and cheating are all part of the same syndrome. Where you find one in a person you’re likely to find it all. ..Just look to our President as a reference.

Narcissus is peeing in the pond, and turning the swamp into a sewer, so the color more accurately reflects his complexion.

And his charade as POTUS will continue until the Repugnantans get out the torches and pitchforks to rid us of the Monster.

Crazy Trump is turning the White House into a sewer.

Anyone taking a position in the Trump administration must be psychotic.