The wife gets custody of the house. The guy gets custody of the mortgage.
Or, as Jerry Reed sang,‘She got the gold mine, I got the shaft’.
I wonder which ones she didn’t get.
She took the part that once was my heart, so why not take all of me.
Let’s hope he allows you to keep your extremities as well.
Mistake to take the house. It turns out to be a greater burden than keeping the social status symbol.
People used to ask me why I’d moved from Arizona to Florida. I told them, I got tired of repairing my ex-car, mowing my ex-grass, and walking my ex-dog !
It’s keeping his external organ(s) that he needs to be concerned with.
He hasn’t yet learned what ‘emasculated’ means in the third paragraph of the divorce settlement ! ! ! !
Rick McKee
somebodyshort over 6 years ago
The wife gets custody of the house. The guy gets custody of the mortgage.
oldpine52 over 6 years ago
Or, as Jerry Reed sang,‘She got the gold mine, I got the shaft’.
wiatr over 6 years ago
I wonder which ones she didn’t get.
Superfrog over 6 years ago
She took the part that once was my heart, so why not take all of me.
gmartin997 over 6 years ago
Let’s hope he allows you to keep your extremities as well.
stairsteppublishing over 6 years ago
Mistake to take the house. It turns out to be a greater burden than keeping the social status symbol.
Linguist over 6 years ago
People used to ask me why I’d moved from Arizona to Florida. I told them, I got tired of repairing my ex-car, mowing my ex-grass, and walking my ex-dog !
joelucas over 6 years ago
It’s keeping his external organ(s) that he needs to be concerned with.
IndyMan over 6 years ago
He hasn’t yet learned what ‘emasculated’ means in the third paragraph of the divorce settlement ! ! ! !