Tom Toles for July 17, 2017

Congressional colonic!

They are not going to cram that down our mouths. They are going to stick it up……….

One bitter GOP agenda to ram down the throat of America just because they feel like it.

SUPPOSITORY – {rhyme and coda}

We speak in terms derogatory

of the Republican health-care ploy, -

- which features a yuuge suppository

as RX for the hoi polloi.

… Coda:

Not a pill we can swallow with ease,

but a bill so’s the plutocrats to please.

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DISSING THE REPUGNANTANS – {a rhyme}

Repugs pretend to be sensible, -

- ‘tho’ their policies tend reprehensible

and for the most part indefensible.

To support them is incomprehensible;

their value is merely ostensible.

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Or more accurately, “Bend over and spread ’em”.

With friends like these who needs enemas!

Suppository

If it goes where the GOP wants it, we’ll be saying a lot worse than “aaahhh.”

Oh geez, not to offend anyone, but I can’t help it, here goes: – This reminds me of something one of my Spanish-speaking co-workers often said when we were confronted with a very difficult job: “With patience and a lot of saliva, the elephant was able to make love to the mosquito.”

You first, Yertle…just bend over and smile.

Yes, the Republican wealth-care plan keeps chugging along.

The Death Panel the Republicans were referring to.

Is he supposed to swallow it or be bludgeoned by it? You won’t feel sick or have pain once you have been knocked out cold.

That will explode with poison metal shards going in either orifice it will be a bad ending.

If only Congress had to use and abide by the same health plan that they design. Sigh. Hypocrites all.

How about only electing candidates who are willing to have the same health care as their constituents?

Trumpcare suppository ready to launch, Doctor. . .

I presume that is a suppository capsule.

As of this AM, Republicare is dead in the water.Now they’re going to “Plan C,” which is repeal, and replace after a two year discussion, something Mitchie-boy said wasn’t on the table.What he didn’t say was, “NEXT!”