Pickles by Brian Crane for July 31, 2017

if the camera had a wrist strap, they wouldn’t be in that mess (you’d also get the same problem if the bridge were over a deep, deep, DEEP ravine)

Seems only fair. Earl needs to go soak his head anyway.

The response in my family whenever someone suggested “why don’t you such-and-such?” was always “why don’t you milk pigs?”

In the next frame, Grandma tosses Grandpa in.

Oh Earl you stupid fool!

mobiles are a nuisance, better off w/o. never had one,, won’t ever.

Yeah Earl, why DON’T you get the phone out of the river?

What’s the point of getting the phone out of the river? It won’t work now. The water will have got to it too quickly.

xxx

I totally relate! I don’t have any traction left on my fingers and everything slips out of my hands!! That was a good one.

Dropped my phone in the toilet.. quickly got it, took out the battery, towel-dried it as much as i could, then put it to a hairdryer blower overnight..

Next morning, i put the battery back in, said a prayer, turned it on. the display flashed on then off, something told me to turn it off, wait 10secs., then turn it back on.

When i did, the display stayed on and worked!

5 years before this, Earl said he’d be dead in 5 years