“Margaret came to me was all he saidBefore she knew my name she was in my bedShe was only sweet sixteenTwenty thousand days younger than me
“Marry me” she said I don’t reply“Daddy said you’d better, or you’ll die”She wants a house and fifteen kids I guessShe does my workAnd I can’t find a state we’re legal in"
This may have been funny had the words, “she’s a”, before paralegal. Then pig would have hit him and replied, “she’s bare n illegal”. Sometimes he misses by a mile. It’s like my wife working in the garden this morning and me asking if she like to go to Lowes for plants. She replied, “I have to start what I finish”.
“Barely legal” is still legal, but there’s legal, and then there’s creepy. If one of my 16 year-old grandsons hooked up with a 15 year old girl, it would apparently be illegal here in Michigan, although quite unlikely to be prosecuted. If I hooked up with one of their 16 year old classmates, it would be legal, but very, very creepy.
BE THIS GUY almost 7 years ago
It depends on what state you live in.
Adiraiju almost 7 years ago
So if pig comes across as paranoid, does that make him twice as annoyed?
JohnathanGeoffreyHughes almost 7 years ago
Unfortunately this joke doesn’t work in any other accent than American . . .
(In Australian English, “Para” and “Barely” don’t share any vowels).
Templo S.U.D. almost 7 years ago
“Paralegal”? I still don’t get it.
Sherlock Watson almost 7 years ago
I believe Paris is saying that she has the best paralegals he’s ever seen.
cdgar almost 7 years ago
Two barely-legals to go, please. Hot weekend planned.
BE THIS GUY almost 7 years ago
The posts here are getting creepy.
See ya tomorrow!
ChristineFoxdale almost 7 years ago
Waste of perfectly good coffee
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 7 years ago
“Barely” legal is still legal.
tigre1again almost 7 years ago
Feeling cynical. “Dating”….doesn’t that mean, ‘sleeping with’….or, having sex with, FOR FREE?
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Pig REALLY needs to get his hearing checked…
mortaur almost 7 years ago
twin sister…paralegal pairs
chris_weaver almost 7 years ago
Either way – way to go, Goat!
whiteheron almost 7 years ago
How would he date someone he hadn’t met?
Beaker almost 7 years ago
But hats off to him for dating someone with a disability.
Andrew Sleeth almost 7 years ago
But is that measured in goat years?
RG_Dustbin almost 7 years ago
Aren’t ‘paralegals’ airborne lawyers who are dropped into combat zones to sue our own paratroops….?
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago
I live near Reno – Paradice?
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago
I asked the kid, how tall are you – Parameter.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago
He was so ill that he needed – Paradox.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago
I’ll be leaving soon – Paragon.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Almost went to war – Parabellum
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago
I’m close by – Parasite
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Couldn’t get my axes perpendicular – Paragraph
mjb515 almost 7 years ago
“Barely legal” is still legal.
“Margaret came to me was all he saidBefore she knew my name she was in my bedShe was only sweet sixteenTwenty thousand days younger than me
“Marry me” she said I don’t reply“Daddy said you’d better, or you’ll die”She wants a house and fifteen kids I guessShe does my workAnd I can’t find a state we’re legal in"
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Pig…………smh
BiathlonNut almost 7 years ago
Paradise. Gamblers idea of Heaven.
serial232 almost 7 years ago
This may have been funny had the words, “she’s a”, before paralegal. Then pig would have hit him and replied, “she’s bare n illegal”. Sometimes he misses by a mile. It’s like my wife working in the garden this morning and me asking if she like to go to Lowes for plants. She replied, “I have to start what I finish”.
Number Three almost 7 years ago
Did he have an ex girlfriend called “Ill-Legal”?
xxx
Sisyphos almost 7 years ago
Pig, or self-righteous prig?
Pig thinks Goat is too old for this “barely legal” girl?
Oh, Pig. Sometimes (most times, actually) you are such a dimwit. Or parawit. Or twit….
JudyAz almost 7 years ago
20 cents – paradigm
Swirls Before Pine almost 7 years ago
There is a jail sentence between dating twenty-five year old girls, and dating twenty five year old girls.
markmoss1 almost 7 years ago
“Barely legal” is still legal, but there’s legal, and then there’s creepy. If one of my 16 year-old grandsons hooked up with a 15 year old girl, it would apparently be illegal here in Michigan, although quite unlikely to be prosecuted. If I hooked up with one of their 16 year old classmates, it would be legal, but very, very creepy.
ND Cool Z over 5 years ago
Is she blonde?