Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 07, 2017

I don’t know who’s lazier; the reporter or the cartoonist who came up with the punchline.

I know when that punchline bling…

Cheese puffs? Come on, you can eat better than that. Why not give peas a chance?

(I figured that was justifiable punicide.)

Must be an undercover assignment.

Yoko?

I know it’s just a dra wing but does that bed look comfy or what? I’d grab some Starburst minis and watch youtube on that bed!

I didn’t know Steph was a fan of Ernest Hemingway!

Pray for Whorled Peas

“Before you go, would you mind changing my diaper?”

(Tip of the hat to Seinfeld.)

These characters never run out of friends to introduce.

Sounds like a dream job!

Didn’t John Lennon and Yoko used to get interviewed in bed?

xxx

nobody will mistake him for Daniel Pearl.

I blame it all on Cartoon-Boy. He should be embedded in concrete, capische?

A good interview question: asking for more Cheese Puffs..

Madonna