The NEW Stages of an Actor’s Career
Who is James Caan?
Get me James Caan!
Get me a James Caan type!
Get me a young James Caan!
Is the ghost of James Caan available?
This won’t do. What? You say James Caan isn’t dead yet?
“Get me his non-union Mexican equivalent”. “But he’s not dead…and he’s available.”
Yeah, he was great in that movie, um, I forget the name, but it was about this guy, who, uhh, was like, you know….
James Caan is not only available, he’s close by, because, as we know, he stalks his ghost.
I wonder if they get along.
Some people say they’re afraid of ghosts. But I think ghosts are afraid of me. Because wherever I go, they never appear.
August 09, 2014
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 6 years ago
The NEW Stages of an Actor’s Career
Who is James Caan?
Get me James Caan!
Get me a James Caan type!
Get me a young James Caan!
Who is James Caan?
Is the ghost of James Caan available?
This won’t do. What? You say James Caan isn’t dead yet?
wrd2255 over 6 years ago
“Get me his non-union Mexican equivalent”. “But he’s not dead…and he’s available.”
Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago
Yeah, he was great in that movie, um, I forget the name, but it was about this guy, who, uhh, was like, you know….
tim.lowell over 6 years ago
James Caan is not only available, he’s close by, because, as we know, he stalks his ghost.
brevitycomics creator over 6 years ago
I wonder if they get along.
dougsathome over 6 years ago
Some people say they’re afraid of ghosts. But I think ghosts are afraid of me. Because wherever I go, they never appear.