Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 28, 2017

Calvin, eat some beans and then light a match.

Funnybone!

Keep on straining like that and something will happen.

Calvin, you don’t want a butt that glows. You’d get caught too easily.

If he was my kid, I would tell him to keep working on it and, if he found a way to make it happen, I wanted to see it.

Calvin wants a shiny hiney!

What if Hobbes told him his rear had lit?

Thank you all yesterday for the birthday greetings!

I bet daddy can light it up for him.

I already shared this with @LeadingEdge, but since it seems he’s the only one who saw it yesterday, I’m putting out in the open for everyone to see.

https://ibb.co/kMQhiQ

Careful, Calvin. You may end up tooting…

Where’s Kaylee when you need her?

Calvin needs a fire lit under his behind, but self immolation isn’t going to do it.

Love this song about fireflies. No doubt you all know who sings it even before you open the link!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

xxx

Calvin just needs an insect anatomy course. The abdomen is equivilent to our chest, their legs are connected to the thorax. So his butt doesn’t really match to a lightning bug’s.