George Orwell: …I saw a little boy, perhaps ten years old, driving a huge carthorse along a narrow path, whipping it whenever it tried to turn. It struck me that if only such animals became aware of their strength we should have no power over them, and that men exploit animals in much the same way as the rich exploit the proletariat.
pcolli about 7 years ago
Do insects perspire?
jreckard about 7 years ago
It really sucks being an attractive, fertile parasite.
Aaronious about 7 years ago
For the record: Mosquitoes are not parasites. They don’t live on or in a host.
TossedSaladCartoon about 7 years ago
Pay attention! This is a veiled commentary on those people (we all know at least one) who wear too much perfume/cologne!
StratmanRon about 7 years ago
Nancy needs a DEET-free deodorant.
ladamson1918 about 7 years ago
If it were possible to create a real deodorant that would chase away males, fathers of daughters would be lined up in the streets to buy it.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 7 years ago
You can find attractive, fertile parasites down at the end of the bar. Cash preferred.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 7 years ago
Don’t worry, you’ll grow up one day. You can become a lawyer and suck all the blood you want!
Hippogriff about 7 years ago
Quick couplet:
n, n dimethyl metatoluide
keeps the little bugs from getting under your hide.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 7 years ago
George Orwell: …I saw a little boy, perhaps ten years old, driving a huge carthorse along a narrow path, whipping it whenever it tried to turn. It struck me that if only such animals became aware of their strength we should have no power over them, and that men exploit animals in much the same way as the rich exploit the proletariat.
gopher gofer about 7 years ago
wow, that sucks…
gsteele531 almost 7 years ago
You missed the point Aaronious; she’s a politician.