Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 14, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 7 years ago

    Well stop leaning on the house before you damage it.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 7 years ago

    um… what are liens? is it similar to mortgages?

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 7 years ago

    He hadda lien on his house? He should get more exercise.

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    Bilan  almost 7 years ago

    Is A Lien one-half of A Frame?

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    TwoStepsBack  almost 7 years ago

    A Lien to Alien? Where does one recruit them from?

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    PICTO  almost 7 years ago

    I have a lean to on my house… My neighbor has a lien too.

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    juicebruce  almost 7 years ago

    What would Larry Croc do ? Put lean on Zeb-ra neighbor….

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Is there a lien on that tower in Pisa?!?

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    mortaur  almost 7 years ago

    Anal Bum Cover for $2000, Alex.

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    whiteheron  almost 7 years ago

    I had 3 aunts: Alene, Ilene, and Darlene. I must come from a family of leners.

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    whiteheron  almost 7 years ago

    Oh, I forgot my Asian step-aunt….Irene

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    Sisyphos  almost 7 years ago

    Shouldn’t you be up on Neighbor Bob’s roof, Pig? He said he has “a lien” on his house (not in it). You might just fall off the roof, onto you head, and knock some sense into it….

    (P.S. Nice to see revivified Neighbor Bob back on the job after Wednesday’s fill-in, Neighbor Ron.)

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    Gent  almost 7 years ago

    Ancient astronaut theorists suggest the typo was intentional…

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Well, if it means Sigourney Weaver will show up, I’m all for it.

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    foilist01  almost 7 years ago

    A bit of a dated joke, it’s funny, but I doubt my younger brother would even get it.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Is that anything like the bent bird my neighbor was talking about? You know, the “S” Crow…

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    Number Three  almost 7 years ago

    Would anyone say this was one of Pastis’ best puns?

    Not me.

    xxx

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    Daeder  almost 7 years ago

    Hopefully it’s not an undocumented lien, otherwise Trump might try to kick it out of the country!

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    ND Cool Z  over 5 years ago

    A lien from aliens!

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    alantain  5 months ago

    When my old house got a lean on it, it was condemned and demolished.

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