Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 14, 2017

Why worry about a life insurance policy. I have never met anyone who lived long enough to collect on their policy

Just pass a plain brown envelope to Vinnie once a month?

I think that’s also their no-frills wake arrangement: The deceased is in the box under the umbrella, and the mourners drive by. When they’re done, they just wheel the box over to the sewer, and… Away goes troubles, down the drain.

Whatever he’s selling, I ain’t buying.

Congrats, Wiley. Well deserved.

No two ways about it.

Just buy enough WHOLE LIFE insurance to pay for a funeral. If you’re healthy, don’t buy a ‘guaranteed issue’ policy. ALWAYS ask about other options. NEVER pay for a life insurance policy before you’ve read it.

Excellently done, Wiley

Very simple and easily understood. Either your brains or your signature will be on this policy in one minute.

Vito selling Vita.

And another example of Wiley prescience. I’m looking forward to Spicer’s air quotes as he attempts to reconcile discussing the GOP’s “insurance” plan to replace ACA with Trump’s campaign promises.

Premiums very affordable

Notice the CBO’s estimate is the effect on OBAMACARE, so naturally the figure for uninsured goes up as people get better and less costly policies and leave Obama Care. It has been suggested we scrap the CBO because of its huge error rate record and hire outside firms to do the analysis. The CBO missed the Obama Care figures by a light year which made it easier to sell the idea of Obamacare to the public (also made all the lies told by the politicians seem more plausible). When phase two and three are enacted, the CBO estimate is rendered absolutely useless unless of course you are one of the “not my president” or “resist” anarchist in the Demon-crat party. God bless America, and to hell with everyone else (a paraphrased reference to a suicide note written in the original version of the Andromeda Strain movie).

… and impossible to refuse.

Gonna be a “big, fat” great plan!!