Hello, this is Muffin your cat speaking. My food dish is not completely full. I used my litter box so clean it out. After that leave me alone for my nap. After I’ve finished sleeping I will require more food, and then, if I’m in the mood, and only if I’m in the mood, I will crawl up onto your lap for another nap.
Years ago we had a cat who did the same thing. The door bell would ring. We would answer the door and no one would be standing there. We would look down and kitty would be standing there. We would open the screen door and kitty would saunter in. This was not a one time occurrence. It happened continuously.
Had a dog who thought it was the cat’s mother. (You had to be there.) Cat would get up on the couch to get away from the dog; dog learned to get on the couch. Cat got up on the back of the couch to get away; dog learned to get on the back of the couch. Dog finally gave up when the cat got on the small chest of drawers beside the porch window. But dog used to scrape on the pebbled aluminum storm door when she wanted to go out. Loud scraping sound. One afternoon I heard a soft scraping sound, apparently from the storm door. Asked my brother, who said the dog was on the couch right beside him. We went to the door; there was the cat looking at us as if to say, “It works for the dog; are you gonna let me out!?”
Cats are very smart and they want a job. Their favorite is being a nursemaid to a human who is running a temp. They will cuddle right up and be the best hot water bottle you ever had!
Templo S.U.D. about 7 years ago
that darn cat
LuvThemPluggers about 7 years ago
Cats WILL get your attention, one way or another!
WoodEye about 7 years ago
My wife once told our cat to bite me, she did so immediately. Cats understand plain English.
juicebruce about 7 years ago
All the cat has to do is control rodents by any means possible !
wetidlerjr about 7 years ago
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
NaturLvr about 7 years ago
Do NOT let her get her paws on a smart phone!!!
Linguist about 7 years ago
Thank God for Caller I.D. !
cubswin2016 about 7 years ago
I don’t think that I would answer that.
alondra about 7 years ago
Hello, this is Muffin your cat speaking. My food dish is not completely full. I used my litter box so clean it out. After that leave me alone for my nap. After I’ve finished sleeping I will require more food, and then, if I’m in the mood, and only if I’m in the mood, I will crawl up onto your lap for another nap.
texian about 7 years ago
Years ago we had a cat who did the same thing. The door bell would ring. We would answer the door and no one would be standing there. We would look down and kitty would be standing there. We would open the screen door and kitty would saunter in. This was not a one time occurrence. It happened continuously.
ChessPirate about 7 years ago
@somebodyelse2
Well what do you expect? Cats don’t have strong enough knuckles to knock.
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Number Three about 7 years ago
Great. That’s all they need.
xxx
K M about 7 years ago
Had a dog who thought it was the cat’s mother. (You had to be there.) Cat would get up on the couch to get away from the dog; dog learned to get on the couch. Cat got up on the back of the couch to get away; dog learned to get on the back of the couch. Dog finally gave up when the cat got on the small chest of drawers beside the porch window. But dog used to scrape on the pebbled aluminum storm door when she wanted to go out. Loud scraping sound. One afternoon I heard a soft scraping sound, apparently from the storm door. Asked my brother, who said the dog was on the couch right beside him. We went to the door; there was the cat looking at us as if to say, “It works for the dog; are you gonna let me out!?”
LuvThemPluggers about 7 years ago
Cats are very smart and they want a job. Their favorite is being a nursemaid to a human who is running a temp. They will cuddle right up and be the best hot water bottle you ever had!