Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 16, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  about 7 years ago

    Sorry, Cowboy, I would describe her hair as raven black. If you don’t agree with me, you can ask my Texan ex-girlfriend.

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    Adiraiju  about 7 years ago

    That… was actually very clever. Well done, Pastis.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 7 years ago

    Does that waitress only date younger men, or would she be interested in a 49er?

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 7 years ago

    um… where’s the Seahawk reference?

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    Robin Harwood  about 7 years ago

    I took it for granted that is exactly what his duty is.

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    TwoStepsBack  about 7 years ago

    Take a giant leap to bay before lion catches you, girl!!

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    BE THIS GUY  about 7 years ago

    @SHERLOCK WATSON

    She prefers swashbuckling men like Errol Flynn, who played a buccaneer in The Seahawk.

    She also likes big game hunters who hunt big cats like bengal tigers and panthers and know how to shoot a Colt 45.

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    HAPPY EASTER

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    wiatr  about 7 years ago

    Since I don’t know how many teams they have or what most of their names are, this strip today is a lost cause.

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    cdgar  about 7 years ago

    Since I’m not a sports fan, I’m not amused.

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    x_Tech  about 7 years ago

    49¢ for hash browns?

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    dadoctah  about 7 years ago

    Just stop now, Stephan, before someone gets hurt….

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 7 years ago

    The Atlanta Falcons were mentioned…OF WHICH THEY ALMOST WON THE SUPER BOWL! Yes, I said I wasn’t going mention that again, but it came out anyhow.

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I am deflated. I was groaning in advance, thinking this would be the mother of all puns.

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    DiminishedFirst  about 7 years ago

    At least we can all be thankful this was not a complicated 6 panel set-up for a pun

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    chris_o42  about 7 years ago

    Excellent! I got 22 but can’t find the last one. Going to drive me nuts.

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    heather dunham  about 7 years ago

    I got them all! :D

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    TossedSaladCartoon  about 7 years ago

    This is the closest I have come to caring about football in a long, LONG time!

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    OGWhatahunk  about 7 years ago

    I had to go back and look

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    WaitingMan  about 7 years ago

    The perfect strip for baseball season.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Well, she IS kind of a Buccaneer if she’s ripping people off like that!

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    avmanh  about 7 years ago

    I got all 23, but I think “steal” (Steelers) should be disqualified because of the spelling issue. But great job, Steph!

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    Ooten Aboot  about 7 years ago

    Steal for the Steelers? Ten yards for abuse of a homophone. Even in Pittsburgh there must be people who can spell better than that.

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    Loren Tollefson  about 7 years ago

    I think that most cartoonists have to be stoners to think these up!

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    A_NY_Outlaw  about 7 years ago

    ‘red skin’ lol….. well done cartoon boy!!

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    rick92040  about 7 years ago

    Best cartoonist in the business.

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    the lost wizard  about 7 years ago

    I think they forgot the green bay leaf with dinner.

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    AKJeff  about 7 years ago

    Very clever. Loved it.

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    hmofo813 Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I don’t know what’s worse, the Sunday pun strips or something like this. I wasted a whole thirty seconds to find out it’s an inside gag for people who know trivia like the names of sportsball teams. Love Pearls most of the time, but this is a miss.

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    cknoblo Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I’m not a big sports fan, either, but I got them all, too. I think it was a refreshing change from the puns.

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    Thehag  about 7 years ago

    Fun one! and I don’t really go all sportsish. Also like all the comments filling in other teams.

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    TheWildSow  about 7 years ago

    How come we never see hawks in this strip? I counted 49, er, 50 at the last Texan bird count. I wanted to ride my colt down there but I’ve gained weight & my cowboy panth’er getting too tight. I did buy some nice earrings for a buck an ear, so now I’ll bid you ladies goodbye. I’m off to visit my friend Ben, gals, so I’ll stop ravin’ now :-)

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    Sisyphos  about 7 years ago

    Rat and Cartoon-Boy conspiring to make us do the dirty work?!

    I sentence both of you alter egos to watch our Chicago Bears next season, every miserable game of it! (Grumble grumble Guaranteed losers! Grumble grumble)

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    Number Three  about 7 years ago

    This is just code to us non-sports fans. Plus, I’m from the UK so don’t know many American teams.

    xxx

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    phlash  about 7 years ago

    I think I got a blood colt in my brain from reading that….

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    rgcviper  about 7 years ago

    Good one, Pastis. I still haven’t found every team in the list, but hope to do so soon.

    Yeah—I kinda need a life.

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    Phil (full phname Philip Philop)  about 7 years ago

    Man,that is quite a lot of comments.

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    chris_weaver  about 7 years ago

    Talk about ripoffs! Their corn on the cob costs a buck an ear!

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    todyoung  about 7 years ago

    OK. Now let’s go back and try to find that motorcycle.

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    glowing-steak32  about 7 years ago

    My mom was on the floor for this.

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    glowing-steak32  about 7 years ago

    She did the same thing with a couple of twins…oh, sorry, wrong sport.

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    TheWildSow  about 7 years ago

    Did they overcharge her by 49, er, 50 cents?

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    jetspacer  about 7 years ago

    Clever!

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    Moon57Shine  about 7 years ago

    I found the Giants, Browns, Bills, Chargers, Chiefs, Rams, Eagles, Titans, Cardinals, Saints, Bears, Steelers, Raiders, Vikings, Packers, Jets, Dolphins, Redskins, Broncos, Falcons, and Patriots. That’s 21 teams. Did I miss one?

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    locake  about 7 years ago

    Great comic! I didn’t recognize they were NFL teams until the last panel. And I’m a big NFL fan.

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    Hoplite  over 6 years ago

    And I was about to thank Pastis for not mentioning the Patriots as we always get blamed for something…. until the final panel.

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    ND Cool Z  over 5 years ago

    NFLOL!!!!

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    Die Barney  over 3 years ago

    First try I got 16.

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    pokewok66  over 3 years ago

    I found, giants, browns, chargers, chiefs, rams, eagles, titans, cardinals, saints, bears, vikings, jets, dolphins, red skins, broncos, jaguars, falcons.

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    pokewok66  over 3 years ago

    and im not even a sports fan ive just heard those names before

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    jonathanmehmen  over 3 years ago
    All 23: Giants, Browns, Bills, Chiefs, Rams, Eagles, Titans, Cardinals, Saints, Bears, Steelers, Raiders, Vikings, Packers, Jets, Dolphins, Redskins, Broncos, Jaguars, Falcons. (Patriots.)
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    alantain  6 months ago

    I know I didn’t spot all of them, but 15 out of 23 isn’t bad considering I don’t follow football and I’m mostly familiar with the CFL.

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