Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 09, 2017

No sax please, were American.

Those guys are treble!

Wooden you know they’d be instrumental in changing the whole tone of the neighborhood?

If you do have to walk through there, keep note of your surroundings…. and don’t fiddle around!

They look high strung. Better watch your Bach.

Not to mention fluting in the streets.

Oh, he’s a jolly good cello

When they get tuned up, they can take you down a peg.

Hey lady, can I be your bow (beau)? You can rest your chin on me anytime babe. I don’t play 2nd fiddle to nobody. Now don’t fret babe, I’m sure we can bridge the gap between us.

Get in tune with the times, make a friendly overture and maybe you can make beautiful music together.

Woman got her pocket plucked just last week.

They’re trying to orchestrate a riot.

What’s with all the sax and violins on television? (Obligatory Emily Litella quote).

Anybody remember Emily Litella complaining about “Violins on TV”? Never Mind..

This joke takes right back to SNL. Chevy Chase & Gilda Radner. She was complaining about the “violins on TV today”.