Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 12, 2017

She went home early to finish her application to law school.

Now who will replace her?

Color me surprised — NOT. Calvin, what did you DO?

I wonder what Miss Wormwood was thinking when she came back and saw Calvin.

Another career cut short by a very bad beginning.

Well, no sub’s better than sub

Who would’ve ever thought that Calvin might actually wish for Miss Wormwood?

noon? you almost broke the record.

“And I suppose you had nothing to do with that.” ~ from the film They Call Me Trinity

All this talk about subs is making me crave Subway.

My comment yesterday was supposed to say “Tomorrow: She goes home at noon.”

Subbing is the pits.

I seem to remember a book called “How to Sink a Sub” referring to pranks you could play on a substitute teacher. Wonder if Calvin is the author…

It kind of makes you have more respect for Mrs. Wormwood to be able to stick it out with Calvin day after day.

I am not a fan of practical jokes. Too easy to turn mean.

So did Miss Wormwood come back?

xxx

Calvin at his best, driving teachers crazy!!!

Even by C&H high standards, this one is great.

At least she went home. She could have left in an ambulance, wearing restraints.

One of my favs -the answer to Hobbes was unexpected and a real hoot.