Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for February 19, 2017

And P.S. You’re a FINK.

Well… at least he didn’t call the Fink a Fink… that should count for something.

Now he goes back to free food* and shelter, and no toiling in the fields, no paying taxes, and especially, no speeches to endure.

(stretching the definition of “food”).

Could that punch line coming.