Tom Toles for February 10, 2017

Next he will hit them with a “gas attack”…………..if he had beans for lunch.

US or Russia, he doesn’t care as long as they are stroking his ego. Maybe Kellyanne can do another commercial for him while he destroys American businesses, devalues judges and threatens citizens. When he said America first, did he mean for attack?

SHOOT HIM THE FANGER {a limerick}

Trump is more frightening than ISIS; -

- he’s a constitutional crisis.

Let’s express our anger

by shooting him the fanger.

Trump should see a psychiatris’.

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He is such an embarrassment to this country.

We would be the laughing stock of the world if they weren’t so worried.

If we could just channel all this contempt into a peaceful and useful change in Congress. Vote them out!

Until FOX starts presenting non-alternative facts, the Deplorables will believe anything.

Each news network needs a huge wall on their set showing viewers every lie and contradiction Don the Con ever spewed.

Trump is like no other president, he has so many business interests that he is compromised by it an is the most compromised presidents to ever sit.

That’s what’s important to trump. Got Seal Team 6 out on a mission but he can’t be bothered. Had to eat dinner.

Quick, get Ivanka at clearance price!

Where are all the Trump supporters claiming that this is perfectly normal behavior for a president?

You know, complete with examples of how Obama’s staff did stuff that was much, much worse.

This Nordstrom’s uproar is another false flag taking attention away from:

1. The failed operation in Yemen and their subsequent refusal of our help in these matters from now on.

2. The new sanctions on Iran instigating them going back to testing missiles.

3. Angering the Chinese so they are now doing military operations in the North China Sea.

4. Insulting the Japanese auto industry immediately preceding a visit by the Japanese Prime Minister to the White House.

THIS is the BIG stuff we should be worried about, not a Tweet War with Nordstrum.

It is not too late to do a sequel to Mars Attacks!. I can see Trump’s head grafted onto a Russel terrier’s body.

Nuke-um before they nuke-you:) And YES we deserve the president we wind up with:) Nuke-um good:)

TRAVESTY {a 2-verse limerick}

We fret in yuuge despair.

Trumpism’s too much to bear.

We’re in his snare;

he’s {everywhere} EVerywhair.

Travesty beyond compare.

… … …

Clumsily they speed; – all blurs

in confusions {everywhere} EVerywhurs.

They’re {amateurs} amaturs; -

- bad horsemen with spurs

and under their saddles sharp burrs.

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SABOTEURS {a rhyme}

This presidency is amateurishly

driving our nation detourishly

off the road

in an episode

where they behave saboteurishly

in killing our hope

that America can cope

with problems in ways which are sensible, -

- not in their ways reprehensible.

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Little Donnie’s lechery

Is second to his treacheryNo honeymoon and no NiagraWonder if he pops Viagra

dang, forgot the silly new format………

Little Donnie’s lechery

Is second to his treachery

No honeymoon and no

Wonder if he pops Viagra

We’ll start out with a Presidential Twitter assault……then we’ll put a presidential surtax on all Nordstrom sales,…then NSA will hack their customer records, then…