Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 16, 2017

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 2007 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bollinger Nate The Neoconservative Nate: "Sigh" We join Nate in an important meeting at The New York Tribune... Man: Nate, to balance out our pundits who are occasionally RIGHT, we'd like you to write some op-ed pieces for us! Nate: Excuse me. Am I the only one who sees that this guy wants to come in? Man: NO! That's the window washer! Nate: Hey, buddy. It's easier to use the door... CAFETERIA Nate: Hmm...committed suicide when he saw me...must have been a remorseful cut-and-runner! Red-Haired Man: Uk...CHOKING! Nate: This poor fellow is obviously hungry! Here, have a turkey sandwich! Red-Haired Man: MMPH, MMPH! Nate: Doesn't anyone else here "get it"? "Sight!" Woman: I'll be right there! I'm burning a disc... FOOSH Man: Impressive! You were disastrously WRONG again, but THIS TIME horrible deaths didn't occur! We'd like you to be a REGULAR COLUMNIST! Nate: It's about time!